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WE HAVE ARRIVED

Well, it has happened. velocache.net is now a fully operational battle station. Prepare yourselves.

Before I digress, which I am known to do, let me start off by giving some credit and handing out some thanks. This would not have happened without you all. You know who you are. Thank you. The new site would not be in existance without Buttars, if you run into him, give him a hug and buy him a beer. HUGE thank yous to the veterans out there who have kept this afloat in times of trouble and triumph...I have personal things to say to you that will have to wait until we have a face to face.

At the pokercache party on September 19 I would really like to take a bit of all of your time and preach a little about "the game". We'll see, I will probably just get drunk and cry a lot.

SO. Go to the site. Familiarize yourself. It is different than the one we play on now but can do all of the things we do now AND MUCH MUCH MORE. You will need to create an account. It is free and always will be for players. I realize some of you have already been in and have looked around but it is time for everyone to come on board. Texting from a phone to the site works. E-mailing too. There is a great forum feature that we can all cache ourselves in as well. This site is still in beta. It is not finished so now is the time to see if we can break it.

For now, play around. Posting "real" caches is not off limits but I think it might serve us better to get really comfortable with the new toy before we go "live". Post pictures of your cats and dogs. Go to the forum and talk about bikes. Have fun.

LOVE to you all. -A. Mortician

Monday, March 9, 2009

#129 FOUND

The Cache.....
...An interesting lil' book for the thrown, sweet sweet bootlicious gum for the stank mouth, trusty bottle opener, a deck of "Bicycle" playing cards (...brand new, unshuffled...but opened...hhmmm?), a very odd sticker for international flight convenience, a tasty brew and last, but definitely not least.... a DIAPER. hahahahaha

Probably the smallest diaper i've ever seen. Probably for buffin' the whip off after a long ride.

Thanks!
-ThatGuy

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4 comments:

  1. velocacheboiseMarch 9, 2009 at 8:08 PM

    ...buffin' the whip off...wow, I had no idea...

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  2. zerominuszeroMarch 9, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    hahahahha...after reading it back, it doesnt sound as "gangsta" as it did in my head.

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  3. The GypsiesMarch 10, 2009 at 9:07 PM

    I told you it's addicting Thatguy! Jake just told me he is going to start Velocache anonymous meetings.
    Although, now that you found one we were looking for, I'm not not quite as stoked about sharing this wonderful past time, just kidding it's awesome.
    p.s. Jake & I are debating, I think it's wiping your d*%k off but he thinks it'w wiping the seat off... Might you enlighten us?

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  4. zerominuszeroMarch 11, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    I totally got addicted and quick. All night Sunday, Vermin was checking his phone, talking about what you guys were finding and how. It was a "One, Two punch", between you and him.
    If pastor Jake starts his support meetings, I'll be there. Thanks for the introduction in "'cache'ng"......IM HOOKED!
    -ThatGuy

    *ps - "Whip" = noun
    1. ---A fast, expensive car, such as an Aston Martin. Sometimes used to describe vehicles of a lesser extent in areas of lower standards. (i.e., ghettos)---

    example-
    "Check the new whip, thug! I dropped 300 G's on this V12, now I'm ballin' like James Bond when he was still gettin' p*ssy."

    2. --- MY SWEET 3 speed bike thats really a 1 speed 'cause the hub is broke. ----

    example-
    "Check my ol' school whip, Playa'! Thats right Son, I gots a single speed.....and a sweet lock"

    hehehe...

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