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WE HAVE ARRIVED

Well, it has happened. velocache.net is now a fully operational battle station. Prepare yourselves.

Before I digress, which I am known to do, let me start off by giving some credit and handing out some thanks. This would not have happened without you all. You know who you are. Thank you. The new site would not be in existance without Buttars, if you run into him, give him a hug and buy him a beer. HUGE thank yous to the veterans out there who have kept this afloat in times of trouble and triumph...I have personal things to say to you that will have to wait until we have a face to face.

At the pokercache party on September 19 I would really like to take a bit of all of your time and preach a little about "the game". We'll see, I will probably just get drunk and cry a lot.

SO. Go to the site. Familiarize yourself. It is different than the one we play on now but can do all of the things we do now AND MUCH MUCH MORE. You will need to create an account. It is free and always will be for players. I realize some of you have already been in and have looked around but it is time for everyone to come on board. Texting from a phone to the site works. E-mailing too. There is a great forum feature that we can all cache ourselves in as well. This site is still in beta. It is not finished so now is the time to see if we can break it.

For now, play around. Posting "real" caches is not off limits but I think it might serve us better to get really comfortable with the new toy before we go "live". Post pictures of your cats and dogs. Go to the forum and talk about bikes. Have fun.

LOVE to you all. -A. Mortician

Thursday, April 9, 2009

295 found

Found it on the sweetest shortcut from downtown to the bench ever. Honorable mention goes to Fixedgearjedi, who pulled up just minutes after me.
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.....and here's the Mad Lib...

"Our Yearbook"
On the last day of school, our chewy yearbooks came out. Everyone yelled 'ay carumba!' and pooped to grab one. When we jammed it, we couldn't believe how clumsily it came out! It was filled with pictures of our Arena football team, the Googleplexes; the Klingon club; and our school marching band, the Asian Prostitutes. There were 36 pages devoted to Homecoming, where Leil and Susan were named king and lion tamer. There were even snapshots of our explosive porn stars. After we finished touching through all of the cool fingers, everyone grabbed pens so we could lick one another's books. I signed so many teddy bears, I thought my face would fall off!

6 comments:

  1. Ha Wino! i think those beers may have come from one of your original stashes!

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  2. Missed it by that much... Got there a bit after Leil, but got to chat with him a bit. Super cool dude.

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  3. ahhhh poop. I work seconds from that location. I ride by that spot every commute day.

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  4. so i just rode home that way, wondering if wino also saw the couple getting it on in KA park....they must not have realized that the back end of the park is in view from the greenbelt....and back end view I saw!

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  5. damn! I guess I missed the show! I was headed the other way....

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  6. Yeah, i wasnt quite sure what was going on there with those two. (ie. OMG gross NOT looking dont want to know...) You would think that they would have noticed all the traffic on the greenbelt...

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