WE HAVE ARRIVED
Well, it has happened. velocache.net is now a fully operational battle station. Prepare yourselves.
Before I digress, which I am known to do, let me start off by giving some credit and handing out some thanks. This would not have happened without you all. You know who you are. Thank you. The new site would not be in existance without Buttars, if you run into him, give him a hug and buy him a beer. HUGE thank yous to the veterans out there who have kept this afloat in times of trouble and triumph...I have personal things to say to you that will have to wait until we have a face to face.
At the pokercache party on September 19 I would really like to take a bit of all of your time and preach a little about "the game". We'll see, I will probably just get drunk and cry a lot.
SO. Go to the site. Familiarize yourself. It is different than the one we play on now but can do all of the things we do now AND MUCH MUCH MORE. You will need to create an account. It is free and always will be for players. I realize some of you have already been in and have looked around but it is time for everyone to come on board. Texting from a phone to the site works. E-mailing too. There is a great forum feature that we can all cache ourselves in as well. This site is still in beta. It is not finished so now is the time to see if we can break it.
For now, play around. Posting "real" caches is not off limits but I think it might serve us better to get really comfortable with the new toy before we go "live". Post pictures of your cats and dogs. Go to the forum and talk about bikes. Have fun.
LOVE to you all. -A. Mortician
Thursday, April 16, 2009
# 329 Found
Found on the greenbelt on the garden city side, just past all the new gentrification development. Superrad cache. A packet of sugar, a pirate thingy, 24oz mikeys, and MAD LIBS!
The mad lib:
The Blob is one of those movies Hollywood florists keep remaking every few years. The main character is a huge creamy lump of pulsating roast beef that wants to become the first handicapped mayor of the city of Spo-compton. It was created by a scientist, played by the kid who played the vampire in that vampire movie, or Tom Cruise. The scientist accidentaly dropped some dihydrogen oxide into a dish full of baby back ribs. The food immediatly started farting and eventually grew to be the size of a credit card. The Blob eats up the scientist and his favorite kangaroo, and begins to roll seductivly down the street. When people see it, they say "Peaches and Cream!" But the blob just opens its fingernails and swallows them, along with any messenger bags that are in the neiborhood. Finally it gets to the power company, where the heroine, played by Ani Difranco, manages to kill it with one hundred hipsters.
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hey! who stole my mad lib "signature"????
ReplyDeletethank you for completing it though!
didn't steal your mad lib "signature" - recached with a big PROPS TO KRISTI written on it.
ReplyDeleteAnd love that fixedgearjedi used the word gentrification in a posting! Way to raise the word bar.
awe, thanks!
ReplyDeleteI, too, appreciated fixedgearjedi's use of gentrification ....uping the ante for all of us! bring it!