





Found on the greenbelt on the garden city side, just past all the new gentrification development. Superrad cache. A packet of sugar, a pirate thingy, 24oz mikeys, and MAD LIBS!
The mad lib:
The Blob is one of those movies Hollywood florists keep remaking every few years. The main character is a huge creamy lump of pulsating roast beef that wants to become the first handicapped mayor of the city of Spo-compton. It was created by a scientist, played by the kid who played the vampire in that vampire movie, or Tom Cruise. The scientist accidentaly dropped some dihydrogen oxide into a dish full of baby back ribs. The food immediatly started farting and eventually grew to be the size of a credit card. The Blob eats up the scientist and his favorite kangaroo, and begins to roll seductivly down the street. When people see it, they say "Peaches and Cream!" But the blob just opens its fingernails and swallows them, along with any messenger bags that are in the neiborhood. Finally it gets to the power company, where the heroine, played by Ani Difranco, manages to kill it with one hundred hipsters.
hey! who stole my mad lib "signature"????
ReplyDeletethank you for completing it though!
didn't steal your mad lib "signature" - recached with a big PROPS TO KRISTI written on it.
ReplyDeleteAnd love that fixedgearjedi used the word gentrification in a posting! Way to raise the word bar.
awe, thanks!
ReplyDeleteI, too, appreciated fixedgearjedi's use of gentrification ....uping the ante for all of us! bring it!