an open letter to whoever you are

Well, I had to go see it for myself. After dropping my boy off from school I drove to the site where I had placed the velocache known as "Rowlf".  I was sad to see that it was gone, just like a couple of players had already discovered. 

Here is the deal asshole, that cache was well hidden and off of the beaten path. The only way you could have known about its existence was by looking at this site. I sincerely hope that you come back here again at least one more time so that you can read this letter, it is dedicated to you. What you did was wrong. By lurking on our site you gained enough information of how the game worked and decided to go steal from people who work very hard to make sure the game can continue to be played. With fuck-wads like you, the game gets put in serious bummer mode. Do you enjoy that? Is bumming people out what you are into? 

I have a feeling why you did it, you are a greedy, money driven shitface. How surprised were you when the "cash" in the cache was 5 large pieces of paper that came from a notepad? Were you bummed out then? Did that make your easy score a little less worthwhile?  Did you feel a bit slighted? 

Well, I wish that made me feel better. It does not. If you are reading this and you are the one who stole Rowlf or are someone who has stolen others in the past I would just like to say please stop it. The knowledge of your presence on this earth makes me sick. If for some reason you would like to redeem yourself or maybe speak up in your own defense don't hesitate to do that somewhere else, I don't care what you have to say.