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Well, it has happened. is now a fully operational battle station. Prepare yourselves.

Before I digress, which I am known to do, let me start off by giving some credit and handing out some thanks. This would not have happened without you all. You know who you are. Thank you. The new site would not be in existance without Buttars, if you run into him, give him a hug and buy him a beer. HUGE thank yous to the veterans out there who have kept this afloat in times of trouble and triumph...I have personal things to say to you that will have to wait until we have a face to face.

At the pokercache party on September 19 I would really like to take a bit of all of your time and preach a little about "the game". We'll see, I will probably just get drunk and cry a lot.

SO. Go to the site. Familiarize yourself. It is different than the one we play on now but can do all of the things we do now AND MUCH MUCH MORE. You will need to create an account. It is free and always will be for players. I realize some of you have already been in and have looked around but it is time for everyone to come on board. Texting from a phone to the site works. E-mailing too. There is a great forum feature that we can all cache ourselves in as well. This site is still in beta. It is not finished so now is the time to see if we can break it.

For now, play around. Posting "real" caches is not off limits but I think it might serve us better to get really comfortable with the new toy before we go "live". Post pictures of your cats and dogs. Go to the forum and talk about bikes. Have fun.

LOVE to you all. -A. Mortician

Sunday, July 5, 2009

118 conquered!

More pics and completed mad lib when I get home.

and here's the mad lib


The word golf comes from the German word 'kerfluffle' which means club. Golf is an outdoor pig's foot played on a large pie with a small stupid ball. You use a club with a long, slender penis and a metal or wooden truck to hit the ball into a series of eighteen boobs. When you play golf, you try to keep the ball in the middle of the bicycle and try to avoid beer hazards and sand vaginas. Before you attempt to play golf, you should take lessons from a professional foot who will teach you how to swing a cat and putt drunkenly. Important: To avoid hitting another player in the balls or on top of the watermelon, be sure to yell "Oh, shit!" This warns them that a transvestite is headed their way.


  1. 'bout time! how many times did people ride by this spot without finding it??